Momma is a failure.
She is wasting all her time doing some useless caca like packing, If you ask me the whole house is upside down.
She is doing stuff other than cooking for moi. Kind of dumb. Her talents are in the kitchen not in the garage.
And so I sit. IGNORED. My nose missing the good smells of a Tasty Tuesday.
Maybe I should move to Canada or something. Koly....got room for one more up there???
My momma is ignoring me. She is even ignoring the hair in my eye.