sorry daddy

I know it's like they don't care its your b day... or that Easter or Passover or  Mother's day... are coming...but THIS was NOT my idea!

Momma keeps saying...This too shall pass... but honestly I am not sure we will survive it.

Daddy... we will survive? Right? Momma looks like a lost soul. She walks around in circles holding her Dyson vacuuming  who knows what... It is like trying to mop the ocean with a sponge.

They took the granite... they took the sinks... and now it looks like we are getting some twisted Hildi Santo Tomas shower curtain project all over the house!

OY! they are taking the cabinets!!!!

And momma gets mad at my for doing a roll over on the floor. Not one peep out of her about the stuff that is going on... not one! Seriouly....

Sniff, and we are getting groomed today...

Daddy, happy birthday? I guess?

'vie

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Life in the BIG city

Ahh the twinkles of city life, my cousin Max-aBillion is just chillaxing.

Hey dude, we are headed your way soon.

Save  me some twinkles. It's crazy times here. We have an empty house just about!

'vie

did YOU know?

that if the furniture and rugs are NOT here

You can rock and roll all over the floor?

                                        What I don't get is why she is yelling at me to stop.

Clearly my making lemonade out of a lemon situation is not to HER liking.

[My momma is weird]

       One more, for the road... I have been doing this all over the empty house.

It is making her crazy[er]

'vie

DEAR Cosmo

Well played., well played, but given the ongoing disaster in this house, cute is NOT going to cut it. Momma  needs anesthetics, soooo bottle yourself into some serious spirits, Adam can hook you up with that, and then MAYBE that woman will need you more than she needs me.

Mocktails.... pleeeeeease

I am just saying.... 

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RECALL: FROMM canned dog food

March 18, 2016 — 

Fromm Family Foods of Mequon, Wisconsin, has announced the voluntary recall of the following canned dog foods because they may contain elevated levels of vitamin D:

Fromm Gold Chicken Pate Dog Food       

12 ounce cans

Can case code: #11893

Individual can UPC: 72705 11892

Fromm Gold Chicken & Duck

Can case code: #11895

Individual can UPC: 72705 11894

Fromm Gold Salmon & Chicken Pate

Can case code: #11891

Individual UPC: 72705 11890

The affected products were shipped to distributors between December 2015 and February 2016.

What triggered the recall?

In house analysis by  Fromm revealed that the affected canned dog foods exceed the recommended levels of vitamin D.

The manufacturer maintains that the voluntary recall is " being implemented in an abundance of caution as symptoms should only be noted in situations where dogs have eaten the affected products as their only meal for an extended period of time and leading to depression of appetite."

To date there have been no reports of any health problems, but Fromm is recommending the affected products not be fed.

the FDA has been notified and we welcome you sharing this information. 

What do you do if you have these products?

Return them to the authorized retailer for a full refund.

You you have questions  you may call Fromm Customer Service at 800-325-6331. Extended hours have been allocated to facilitate consumer inquiries during the recall.

If you wish to pursue the matte with the FDA you may do any of the following:

U.S. citizens can report complaints about FDA-regulated pet food products by calling the consumer complaint coordinator in your area.

Or go to http://www.fda.gov/petfoodcomplaints.

Canadians can file a Consumer Product Incident Report Form.

f/f LIFE

Hoomans.  They waste so much money and time on stupid inventions...  Egg separators???  Chia pets?   Pet rocks? All the other stuff they market in the wee hours of the morning because the caca could not withstand scrutiny of an awake mind in broad daylight... all JUNK.

I have often discussed with you the need for certain inventions. One of those has been the .yum file app that would instantly allow transfer of food.  A modern replicator if you will [yea I am a StarTrek fan, so what of it?]  Is anyone working on that? Probably not, because????

Well the other major invention that needs to be actualized right this second is the f/f life button.
That would be the FAST FORWARD life button. Of course it would be marketed with the PAUSE and the REPLAY options.  But for now focus on f/f Life. You have no idea what I am woofing about?

Think about it. Could you use a f/f life button?  I could right now.  I would speed past the packing and ensuing destruction right into the rebuild or even the finished state of my house. Just think of all the grief and aggravation it would spare my momma and daddy.  And they think I am just a fluffy cutie. I am an idea dog. My imagination is not limited by your implied conventional limitation.  I accept nothing at face value. Think about the application of a f/f life button. You could speed through surgeries, break ups, sad points of your life, etc etc and actually maximize what is good about life itself.

But no. Hoomans stay focused on making self tanner that turns people orange. [SOURcasm.] That's really useful.  Ask Trump.

Meanwhile, I am trying to keep my hoomans from total meltdown. Hopeless task.

It's like trying to hold jello between your fingers...

'vie

No, for real, I need to be held right now!

Oh heck. Oh dear, Oh my... I am going to have a complete collapse.

What the woof?  My world is once again upside down!   Boxes, packing going on, strangers in my house. Truly hoomans, enough already!  We had just finished the 8 month hell week that you called a remodel that was supposed to take 7 weeks. What is this????

HOLD ME.

Ahh, yes I do remember. The dishwasher had that "accident". Mh. If any of us had "accidented"  like that thing did, momma would have belly banded or diapered us for life! Now it all makes sense.

Momma's "mood", daddy's eyebrows. [They wrinkle together like one long squiggle]...  floors are damaged, there is stuff growing under them. Everything has to come out. They mean everything. No really.... EVERYTHING.


NO REALLY, HOLD ME.

They are packing everything, they are moving everything out. You can feel momma's apprehension heavy, like a wet blanket on your shoulders.

They promise 3 months.  In dog years.... almost 2 yrs!!!!!!! You know what really shocked me?  The pantry. IT IS EMPTY. I have never seen it empty.  It feels like my best friend has died.


SERIOUSLY HOLD ME...

You promise momma, everything will be ok?  What do you mean you hope so?
Hope?  No no no. I need more than that, I need for sures.

The big fridge is going???? Cosmo, can I borrow Splish?


Where are you going with my couch?????


Heyyyy hoomannnnn....

'vie