Monday, March 9, 2009

PAWsitive thinking


The power of PAwsitive thinking is one of the most underutilized resource. It saddens me to think that many 4leggeds have forgotten how powerful PAWsitive thinking is.

Try this. The next time your 2legged is contemplating his/her attack on a large plate of something, sit by, quietly. Look at them directly in the eyes and exercise the power. Think PAWsitively. Think"I too need a snack". While you might not get something off that plate, I am sure you will get something. Maybe just an ice cube, maybe just piece of apple, or a carrot [least fulfillment.... if you ask me] but something. That is how PAWsitive thinking works. You cannot go into it with full expectations. That negates the PAWsitivity.

You have to go into it with an open mind.

You never know what wonderful surprise will come your way when you do not limit your expectation.

PAWsitive thinking will get you a great belly rub when you thought you were just going to keep company. It will get you a tall cappuccino foam, when you thought you were going to get just a lick.
It will get you all kissed up when you thought you were just going to get a pat on the head.

PAWSITIVE THINKING.... Try it

I am going to PAWsitive think my way from a snuggle to ???? Something good!
'vie

NEWS FLASHHHHHHHH


Perfect PIPER has found his FOREVER HOME!!!!

and

MAGGIE has found her FOREVER HOME!!!! Maggie, I need your pic!!! I want to show the world how pretty you are!!!

I am so excited for PIPER. He waited a long long time. His new two leggeds are so lucky to have him. He is a sweet boy with lots of love to give.

MAGGIE, congrats girl. Now work it!!!!

Let's go for the hat trick before the Bash. Where are Holly and Hamilton's Family??????? Come on people!!!

Feeling happy
'vie

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Phobias

Achluophobia Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia Fear of noise.
Acrophobia Fear of heights.
Agoraphobia Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded places.
Ailurophobia Fear of cats.
Alektorophobia Fear of chickens.
Alliumphobia Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions.
Altophobia Fear of heights.
Amaxophobia Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia Fear of walking.
Ancraophobia or Anemophobia Fear of wind.
Androphobia Fear of men.
Anglophobia Fear of England, English culture, etc.
Anthrophobia Fear of flowers.
Antlophobia Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia Fear of being touched.
Apiphobia Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachnephobia/Arachnophobia Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia Fear of men. Arsonphobia Fear of fire.
Astraphobia/Astrapophobia Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrophobia Fear of stars/space.
Ataxophobia Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia Fear of imperfection.
Athazagoraphobia Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atychiphobia Fear of failure.
Aurophobia Fear of gold.
Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Automysophobia Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia/Aviatophobia Fear of flying.

Bacillophobia Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia Fear of bacteria.
Bathmophobia Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Batophobia Fear of heights.
Batrachophobia Fear of amphibians (like frogs)
Belonephobia Fear of pins and needles.
Bibliophobia Fear of books.
Botanophobia Fear of plants.
Brontophobia Fear of thunder and lightning.

Cacophobia Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia/Cainotophobia Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia Fear of beautiful women.
Carnophobia Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia Fear of being ridiculed.
Catoptrophobia Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia / Centophobia Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia Fear of thunder.
Chaetophobia Fear of hair.
Chionophobia Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia Fear of hands.
Chorophobia Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia/Chrematophobia Fear of money.
Chromophobia/Chromatophobia Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia/Sitophobia/Sitiophobia Fear of food.
Claustrophobia Fear of confined spaces.
Climacophobia Fear of stairs.
Clinophobia Fear of going to bed.
Coimetrophobia Fear of cemeteries.
Coulrophobia Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia Fear of computers.
Cyclophobia Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia Fear of waves.
Cynophobia Fear of dogs.

Demophobia Fear of crowds.
Dendrophobia Fear of trees.
Dentophobia Fear of dentists.
Didaskaleinophobia Fear of going to school.
Dipsophobia Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Dromophobia Fear of crossing streets.

Eisoptrophobia Fear of mirrors.
Elurophobia Fear of cats.
Emetophobia Fear of vomiting.
Entomophobia Fear of insects.
Ephebiphobia Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia Fear of nosebleeds.
Equinophobia Fear of horses.
Ergophobia Fear of work.

Felinophobia Fear of cats.

Gamophobia Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia Fear of laughter.
Genophobia Fear of sex.
Gephyrophobia, Gephydrophobia, or Gephysrophobia Fear of crossing bridges.
Gerascophobia Fear of growing old.
Glossophobia Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak. Gynephobia/Gynophobia Fear of women.

Haphephobia/Haptephobia Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia Fear of being robbed.
Heliophobia Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia/Hemaphobia/Hematophobia Fear of blood.
Hierophobia Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hominophobia Fear of men.
Hylophobia Fear of forests.

Iatrophobia Fear of doctors.
Ichthyophobia Fear of fish.

Judeophobia Fear of Jews.

Keraunophobia Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kymophobia Fear of waves.

Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables.
Ligyrophobia Fear of loud noises.
Limnophobia Fear of lakes.
Liticaphobia Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia Fear of computers.
Logophobia Fear of words.
Lygophobia Fear of darkness.

Macrophobia Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia Fear of childbirth.
Megalophobia Fear of large things.
Melissophobia Fear of bees.
Methyphobia Fear of alcohol.
Microphobia Fear of small things.
Misophobia Fear of being contaminated with dirt/germs.
Monophobia Fear of solitude or being alone.
Motorphobia Fear of automobiles.
Musophobia/Murophobia Fear of mice.

Necrophobia Fear of death / dead things.
Neophobia Fear of anything new.
Nosocomephobia Fear of hospitals.
Numerophobia Fear of numbers.

Ochlophobia Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ophidiophobia Fear of snakes.
Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at.
Ornithophobia Fear of birds.

Pedophobia Fear of children.
Peladophobia Fear of bald people.
Phasmophobia Fear of ghosts.
Placophobia Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia Fear of wealth.
Pogonophobia Fear of beards.
Potamophobia Fear of rivers or running water.
Pteronophobia Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia fear of puppets.
Pyrophobia Fear of fire.

Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia Fear of dirt.

Scolionophobia Fear of school.
Selachophobia Fear of sharks.
Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words.

Tachophobia Fear of speed.
Technophobia Fear of technology.
Telephonophobia Fear of telephones.
Testophobia Fear of taking tests.
Theophobia Fear of gods or religion.
Trypanophobia Fear of injections.

Venustraphobia Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia Fear of words.
Verminophobia Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia Fear of clothing.

Xenoglossophobia Fear of foreign languages.

Zoophobia Fear of animal

I was browsing and I came across a list of phobia. Mhh. Very interesting. Personally I see very little wrong with a healthy aversion, ehmm phobia of certain things... ie... floods, bees, germs, injections, dentists, bacteria, sharks...

Fear of cats? HAHAHAHAHA Have you met Lucky???? What's to fear? It is all about me me me with cats!

Fear of chickens???? Oh yummm I am only afraid we will run out of the delicious chickens!!!

How do you fear of dancing???? How boring if you could never see daddy do the crazy puppy dance! In in my house fear of foreign languages would confine you to the attic! Fear of cars? Never! I love car rides. But maybe... I could use that fear of vegetable thing and stop having to deal with green beans. What do you think?

Oh and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that fear of clothing thing. Maybe that would work to get momma off my back on wearing do da dresses. Hate those.

I need to study this. I think I could make some of these really work for me...

'vie
the soon to be phobic.

Silvie con QUESO

Once upon a lovely sunrise
Awoke a pup who wanted cheese fries

She stretched and yawned and curled her toes
Then rolled and scratched and twitched her nose

"Lamb? again mom?" she stomped her feet,
"Cant we try a different treat?"

Nails clicking and clacking on the hardwood floor
Silvie danced near potatoes mom got at the store

"Fried to a crisp and covered in cheese,
Then topped with scallions, oh mama please!"

"Silvie, cheese fries are not healthy. At all. They have too much fat and sodium for a little puppy. You need vitamins and protein if you're going to grow properly. Plus, I don't even think you can digest all that dairy. You know, there is a reason everybody calls you 'Stinky'. Now, I'd be happy to cut up some carrots for you. Or how about some yummy green beans? You really need to start eating more yogurt. It's good for you."

Then, in a wrinkle, her little nose was able
To lead her around to the head of the table

And as soon as she got there, she widened her eyes
because there with her daddy was a plate of cheese fries!

"Could I taste just a nibble?" she practically sighed,

Tilting her floppy-eared head to the side.

Did it succeed or was it a failure?
Silvie would like to tell you but her belly is too full of cheese fries to continue this rhyming thing.


So. very. full.

and happy,
'vie

Friday, March 6, 2009

I would rather be BAREFOOT in the park!


It was inevitable. It was bound to happen. It was just a matter of time. I always feared something like this.... and now it has happened...
I am afraid I will be losing momma to another website. Ick.
I rarely talk about momma's shoe addiction. After all, it is my firm belief that shoes are the "consolation" price for only having 2 legs. Maybe because she says she has short legs, but the woman does have big shoe issues. Not talking out of school here, but she has a "shoe bible". Honest. It is a picture book of her shoes with itty bitty pics and descriptions of the shoes. She takes the "shoe bible" with her when she shops for shoes. Otherwise she might buy duplicates... or something. She has shoes that she puts on only when she needs to feel better... and she has them in pretty matching boxes with pictures of the shoes. A whole huge wall of shoes... Nobody is sure how many pairs. She would rather tell you her age or weight than the truth about the numbers of shoes. But I have seen them. I just have blocked it out of my mind.
Now with this web site... I wonder if we will ever see her again. I wonder if she will even know we are here. Sigh. I am worried. Maybe we could do a family intervention. Does Dr Drew do shoe addictions? Maybe the only way to snap her out of it is to give her belly rubs. They work for me.
I have to do something... Any suggestions??? I can live with D&B and LV and Prada, but.. Manolo and Spiga just have no place in my heart.


me telling the Wendy.... "get comfy, this is going to take a looooong time... she is in her shoe closet"


victim of another addict
'vie

Thursday, March 5, 2009

DARBY Got a forever home!

Darby, you smothhhh one. Got yourself a forever home just in time for the Bash. Very cool.

So, have you started training them? Your 2 leggeds, I mean. Remember to be patient. They are nervous at first. But at the same time, don't be afraid to establish boundaries. This is your golden moment to set the tone for your master-staff relationship.

I don't want to brag, but I had my 2 leggeds trained to pick me up and carry me everywhere. And it worked well for a while. Yes aunt Robin , I am looking at you, spoilsport. Aunt Robin made them put me down. But I digress... I have done a great job with them. I am firm, but loving.
Demanding, but I lavish them with attention and remember, the rule of thumb must be:
No empty lap allowed and no idle hands. Take over the lap, offer up a belly and get petted. It helps them bond to you.

Mhh, I am so glad you now have a last name. Hey do you know of anyone who deserves Piper?
He is still looking for his forever home!

See you at the bash!
Congrats
'vie

BRING THEM HOME

HEROS NEED TO BE RECOGNIZED

HEROS NEED TO COME HOME

HEROS NEED YOU TO MAKE IT HAPPEN

COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU ARE STASHING A COUPLE OF

DOLLARS... REACH DOWN

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

THEY DID NOT JUST DO IT FOR ME YOU KNOW!

OK, ENOUGH WITH THE GUILT
[ I learned to give guilt from momma,
aren't I good at it????]

TRY THIS:

IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU ARE GOING TO DO OR BUY GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL AS
GOOD AS BRINGING ONE OF THESE GUYS HOME????????


NUFF SAID.

I love you, keep that in mind.

Oh, if really you cannot part with that filthy paper you call a dollar, look at the wish list
they need collars, crates, toys, frequent miles, flea treatments, etc etc.

Please, do not leave our 4legged heros behind.

I beg you
Silvieon4