Sometimes I shock him
Sometimes he just cannot believe his eyes.
Sometimes I drive him crazy.
BUT... I do bring out the best in him.
'vie and JD
PS. He loves me.
Friday, November 7, 2014
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Thinking on thoughtless thursday
I am thinking. I am thinking hard. It is supposed to be Thoughtless Thursday, but I am thinking.
Momma and daddy are having some sort of "versary". I think daddy said a 37 year versary. I wish he would make up his mind it is either 3 or 7 right? How could it be 3 AND 7 ???? That's like a million years versary! Unless he means 10, so why not just say 10?
Do we get special food for this? Ohhh I get it now! It's daddy's GOTCHA DAY!!!!!!. 37 years ago?
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He must be old. Really really really old.
Well I am watching them. They are versarying. Cute. How long does this last?
'vie
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
DANCING WITH JOY! Griffin!
It feels like forever, but WE ARE finally dancing with JOY.
GRIFFIN! You waited and waited and waited... BUT THEN! You fell into a pot of lucky!!!!!
Giggle. I saw you at the Bash. I knew what you were up to. I have excellent hearing and ever better gossip radar. Aha... there were roomers and innuendos.
First of all CONGRATS!!!!! Second of all, if not MY family- YOURS! [I always pull that card with my momma. I tell her that I can always show up at your house and I would have a place and a family. She used to roll her eyes at me, now she just hisses.] You have a wonderful new family and you will have unlimited love and affection and care and attention and joy and OMD, did you ever luck out!!!!
And I see you have claimed your share of the bed. You already feel AT HOME! So cool.
I mean really, it's not as if you are with strangers! Your family is as TBFR as they come. You have known them from day one at White Dog Cottage!
Just a couple of tips. When the daddy is home, work the daddy. De-stress him. Make him feel as if he is the ONLY two legged in the universe.
When the daddy is not home, work the momma. Love her up. Snuggle her up.
And don't forget to pay attention to the Hooman brother. Alone time with him is essential. And grandma time... pays dividends. Don't skimp on snuggling her.
Having said all that, you have SIBLINGS!. Make sure you play with them as well.
CONGRATS, you won the lottery!
'vie and family bustin out all our best moves.
DANCING WITH JOY!!!!!!
GRIFFIN! You waited and waited and waited... BUT THEN! You fell into a pot of lucky!!!!!
Giggle. I saw you at the Bash. I knew what you were up to. I have excellent hearing and ever better gossip radar. Aha... there were roomers and innuendos.
First of all CONGRATS!!!!! Second of all, if not MY family- YOURS! [I always pull that card with my momma. I tell her that I can always show up at your house and I would have a place and a family. She used to roll her eyes at me, now she just hisses.] You have a wonderful new family and you will have unlimited love and affection and care and attention and joy and OMD, did you ever luck out!!!!
I mean really, it's not as if you are with strangers! Your family is as TBFR as they come. You have known them from day one at White Dog Cottage!
Just a couple of tips. When the daddy is home, work the daddy. De-stress him. Make him feel as if he is the ONLY two legged in the universe.
When the daddy is not home, work the momma. Love her up. Snuggle her up.
And don't forget to pay attention to the Hooman brother. Alone time with him is essential. And grandma time... pays dividends. Don't skimp on snuggling her.
Having said all that, you have SIBLINGS!. Make sure you play with them as well.
CONGRATS, you won the lottery!
'vie and family bustin out all our best moves.
DANCING WITH JOY!!!!!!
Monday, November 3, 2014
Monday mischief in the city: MAX mail
So, you didn't know that in the city squirrels are balcony climbing invaders?
Well, they are.
And, it doesn't matter how far up you are... they invade your balcony.
What's guy to do?
You bark and alert. But your momma [Dori] is not impressed.
You bark some more.
She closes the blinds.
Seriously, woman, do you NOT understand we are being invaded?????
So, first you bed back the blinds. You want to still keep an eye.
Then you simply walk behind the blinds so you can let the rat tailed invading vermin that you are NOT gone. You are on duty ready to tear him apart if he thinks he can penetrate the glass thingie between you.
You are MAX the FEARLESS
PROTECTOR of his domain.
Of course, your mom thinks you are Mischievous MAX-a Billion.
You are fierce and your howl is intense!
Hey Max want some help?
'vie
Sunday, November 2, 2014
Black and White Sunday- The DIVA
THE DIVA
No apologies.
I am what I am.
Deal with it .
And just to be sure you understand, there can only be one DIVA, and that would be ME. Now could you please get my breakfast ready and try to get it to me while it is slightly warm and not burning hot or icy cold....
It is going to be a stormy day, so post petit déjeuner... maybe you can snuggle me and I will allow you to nap with me.
What chores? Pleaseeeeee, it is SUNDAY. I should be the only chore you have today!
Hoomans. All their priorities are screwed up.
'vie
Thank you Hosts!
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Dear North West
Dear North West,
Been there, done that. I feel for you.You need to set boundaries.
And don't fall for the "You are so cute " line.
If you want to talk. I am here gurl friend.
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/10/31/north-wests-skunk-costume-is-beyond-adorable/20987123/
Friday, October 30, 2009
Sepia Saturday- Why can't we?
Give me a good reason why you go crazy and you don't allow us to "enjoy" fall????
Why can't we...roll in the leaves?
Tunnel under them?
Crush them and .... make them squish?
Allergies?
Yea, I do get the red bumbs and itchies.
Mold? The leaves are moldy??? UGH.... ICK!
http://www.allergydogcentral.com/2012/11/03/outdoor-molds-on-fall-leaves-can-bring-on-dog-allergies/
Ok, Ok I believe you!!!!
Whaaaat? BATH?
ANY rolling in the leaves must be followed by BATH???
NEVERMIND!!!!!!
'vie
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