MARCH 4th!

Not JUST A DATE. A Command! Now go March 4th!!!!



hahahaha
sometimes I kill me
'vie

ULTIMATE invasion of privacy

German lawmaker wants DNA testing on poo.

UGH. How...uncivilized. How icky. Don't they have the thingie with the baggies? We have baggies dispensers on every leash. That is "normal" no?

And another thought. Is this invasion of privacy NOT constitutionally protected? Or are they applying the "garbage standard"? You know... once out on the curb, you have surrendered it to the world? [This is the stalkarazzi enabling law]

My advice, until this issue works it way through the bowels of the justice system, do not leave the poo out in public places! Be polite, be kind, train your 2legged to bag it . It is environmentally the right thing to do. And keeps your privacy intact!

Well for the record..... I NEVER surrender my poo to the world. You will need my written consent for that DNA test.

I save all my poos for momma and daddy.

Private
'vie

If you are going to buy MULCH... pay attention, please

Cocoa Mulch contains theobromine and it is harmful to your pets

I know, you are all itching to garden and to help spring spring along... BUT
Please be careful...

Cocoa mulch can kill your 4 legged. So... is it worth it? No, not even on sale. Trust me on this.

'vie

A plea for JUSTICE

~www.thepetitionsite.com/1/justice-4-karley~

BY ROYAL DECREE: The pink fishie is MINE

The Pink fishie is MINE!!!

Look, it is not often... okkk maybe it is not always would be more accurate... that I am truly possessive and unwilling to share. But on this point, I am not budging.

I have Peggy Piggy.... and she is pink. And I have Bunny Fru Fru... and he is pink... and I have a pink Mr Kaboing, I have a pink Effie the ephalant, I even have a pink Mouse, a pink panther... a pink pillow and blankie ... do you see the theme???? Clearly, for sure, you can understand that the PINK FISHIE IS MINE!!!

Now, hands off. I want it to grow up big and strong. And don't any of you get any funny ideas to turn him into another "hamfish" on the grill. [note from momma.... hamfish would be... salmon as seen by Silvie and she loves grilled hamfish....]

This pink fishie shall be called...Pinky and it shall be my ambassador of good will an hope. And it shall be free to roam the seas and bring joy and wonder to one and all. I so decree. And it shall be protected and loved. Do you hear me world????

HANDS, PAWS, FINNS OFF of PINKIE!!!!!

I have spoken and it shall be so
HRM
'vie

Wouldn't it be NICE if?

We were sitting and sipping a cup of coffee? Nahh, not like this Caffe du Muttmartre!
A real tall foamy cup of cappuccino, with a delicious madeleine or a tarte tatin, watching the traffic go by, immersed in the sounds and smells of spring in Paris?


Mhhh, just wanted to remind you that that too is a reality.

Sigh. For now, I'll have to be happy just chewing on this fauxppuccino.

wishing and hoping
'vie

can YOU believe this?????

OH BOY! SNOW???? Are you kidding me??? The daffodils are OUT! OH MY!!!



Ok, who did not get the memo??? I AM READY FOR SPRING TO BE SPRUNG ALREADY!!!

cold me
'vie