Second Annual HUMAN SHAMING :chapter TWO

Momma has NO sense of loyalty. She pets any dog any where at every opportunity. We CAUGHT her cheating on us at the Bash, even!  Look at the guilty look on her face. She KNOWS she is CHEATING

and she KNOWS it's WRONG. But she still does it.   Nuff said!

Do you have any idea how hard we try between the three of us, to "fulfill" that woman's "needs"?
Is there a Cheaters' Anonymous we can send her to?


SHAMEEEEEEE on MOMMMAAAA!
'vie, JD and the Wendy too.

Second Annual HUMAN SHAMING :chapter ONE

Koly can tell you all about it... and I am taking FULL advantage of the event.  There is some airing to be done with momma....

Constantly fondling, lip smacking [ you call it kissing] and needing one of us with her,,,, I am just saying... she is OCD needy.

And her habits are OLD just like her... I found this evidence

Look at me suffering through the lip smacking.

No, you can't reason with her. I tried.

Like I said, OCD NEEEEEEEEDY.

Shame on you momma!


'vie

1. How to Join In

2. Kols Notes

3. MyBrownNewfies

4. SlimDoggy Shame

5. Pooch. Smooches: Revengs

6. Heart Like a Dog

7. From rescue to royalty

8. From rescue to royalty

9. Keep the Tail W

And it's OFFICIAL! The start of the 2013 social events season!

Fall is when TBFR* really goes into full gear with fundraising events, parties and good times!

Beautiful breezy days full of sunshine make it ideal to plan and enjoy weekends full of activities.

Lots of stuff coming up! The BASH. OMwoofing DOG. Yuh. I rarely use language like that.  But I took at look inside momma's baking supplies. All I can say is. SAVE YOUR DIRTY PAPER**.

What is planned is LEGEN....[wait for it]  DARY, seriously:

Doogie does not lie!

Hint hint.. chocolate, hint hint white hats, hint hint, Dowi is coming and she would not show up empty handed.

HINT HINT HINT.... momma is a stress baker and she has been stressed.


HINT save your $$$$$$$$ 

'vie.... what will I have to do to get out of wearing ANY get up?????


* Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue, my Alma Mater, of course.
** Dirty paper is what you two leggeds seem to like, you call it  "Money", it is Dirty paper, I have smelled it.

wanted dead or alive

Yuh. That is my ex everything. He stole one of my chewies, took it upstairs and made it gone.
Momma pulled me off him. I was trying to kill him. Or at least scare the daylights out of him.
He is in hiding right now and we are divided by the great wall of feigned indifference.

Until I get my opportunity I am posting this poster with a picture he hates. :)

Want the post down JD?  Gimme 7 of your chewies.  And I want the good ones!

Take it or leave it.

Dem be my terms.
'vie

Did you know about turmeric and dogs?

I can smell curry in my future...

Momma is so into this stuff. Mhh could be good...

Do you know what is turmeric? and suggested dose is 1/4 tsp.

http://www.dogsnaturallymagazine.com/turmeric-dogs/
http://www.veterinarypracticenews.com/vet-dept/small-animal-dept/using-supplements-to-fight-cancer.aspx

http://www.earthclinic.com/mobile/Pets/turmeric.html
http://www.veterinarypracticenews.com/vet-dept/small-animal-dept/using-supplements-to-fight-cancer.aspx

and the list goes on and on...

Hey momma, no curry in a hurry, do it right ok?

'VIE

drink me in

Momma is a cappuccino addict. Well known truth. Seriously. In case of fire I am not entirely sure the one thing she would try and save would probably be Livia Pasquini.  Her coffee machine. Yuh... it has a first and last name. No she did not, it came that way, but that probably saved us from having to call it "pookie" or "Bestie" or something even more obnoxious. UGH.

I am known interloper. I can smell love being spilled on something or someone and cut right in. It is MY talent.  So... this is my attempt at interloping between Livia Pasquini and momma.

Sad truth... it did not slow her down.

Does your hoooman have an addiction?  How do you cope with it? I need 3 posts to talk about her shoeddiction...so some other time.

'vie

Guide dog saves baby with amazing act of heroism- Hero of the week!

Guide dog saves baby with amazing act of heroism

Guide dog saved baby by pushing pram away from car

A guide dog saved the life of a baby after it broke free from its owner to push a pram out of the path of a car that had careered out of control.

Guide dog Jet with owner Jessica Cowley and her son Jacob Photo: Lorne Campbell / Guzelian

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