Monday, November 4, 2013
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Recall Bailey's Choice Chicken Jerky
From the company's website:
"Bailey's Choice is issuing a voluntary recall of our chicken jerky treats that have two lot dates: June 5, 2013 and August 28, 2013 (Lot #132881). These two lots tested positive for salmonella.
We have had no reports of anyone or any pet becoming sick.
It is more dangerous to humans. As with all raw foods, after handling jerky products, we recommend washing your hands thoroughly. We are working with the GA Dept of Agriculture closely to recall the effected lots. We will have more details here".
????? WHAT is GOING on???? What would you do?
This gianormous tray of turkey jerky suddenly appeared on my kitchen floor.
You bet I did a double take, and a triple take and quadruple take and corresponding sniffs!
That's moi trying to absolutely make sure that it is what it appears to be... a mountain of turkey jerky.
AND IT IS!
But, but, but, but......... whyyyyyyy is it here????
It this some sort of trap?
OMD, I am thinking about it so hard that my little head hurts. Seriously this will take all the curls out of me!
What on earth is going on? I mean seriously, never in my whole life did a mountain of turkey jerky appear in front of me. Is this some sort of trick? Psychological experiment?
I put nothing past momma.
But what's the angle????
Did she put this down? Did she snap?
Should we be guarding this or eating it?
I have no idea what to do! I mean I know what I want to do... but, but....
The Wendy is staring at it from under the table. She is confused too...
Her "walkby" sniff confirms it. FRESH turkey jerky. But why is it on the floor???
JD is called in for a consult. He concurs. Fresh Turkey Jerky.
No traces of medications, or weird anything on it.
So..... the unanswered question remains... WHY IS IT HERE?
And of course... what should we do about it???
We concur. We are simply going to sit here and stare at it. Show the two leggeds we have self control and then maybe we will get "rewarded" for our discipline.
Just waiting... I got all day. No problem....
Wendy wants you all to see how "well behaved" we are....
'vie
The drooling Wendy and cool JD
Friday, November 1, 2013
HEROS of the Week!
Matt Harvey and Michael Cooper embody the motto
"Our Mission Goes Beyond Our Name"
" We Don't Just Rescue Two-Legged Victims"
15 inches of rain, 1,100 homes evacuated. NO lives lost. Thank you guys. YOU are HEROS!!!!
WAGS, LICKS AND KISSES
'VIE
Helloween is OVAH!
And now that Helloween is ovah... Yuh I misspelled it on purpose...It reflects how I feel about it. I am finally able to relax! I did not have a good time. JD is the only one who loves Helloween.
[He is a freak]
We survived the slew of little two leggeds enrobed in odd plastics and rags, with their faces all colored up.
You know what daddy had to do to make them go away? He had to give them CANDY! For real.
Imagine that! The little blackmailers disturbed OUR peace, come to OUR door, rang OUR bell... like they never heard of the word trespass! And to make them leave daddy had to pony up candy. And I kept hearing the same demand from them... "trick or treat"... What the.... hey...???? And daddy gave in, each time. Now kewl man, not kewl. I finally went upstairs and chilled with momma because I could not bear witness to the "ritual".
We can call it....Woof and treat night. Mhh It's a working title! Let me know if you come up with something better.
Anyhow. we get 364 days of peace, maybe by next helloween we can get daddy some assertiveness training and he can say NO to the little blackmailers.
'vie
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