or Dearest momma,
You know you have been on a rampage to clean up and put away stuff. I am all for order and neatness, but I have seen that garage and those boxes and the reality is ...brace yourself, it is going to take time. While the baking island is almost done, the kitchen reno is "almost" done... the truth is, those men are still in and out of here tracking everything in their boots. More painting and sanding to come... And nobody has even started your closet. So buck up buttercup, and take advantage of my perfect pink belly which for now I offer free of charge for destressing services.
I have heard you mutter that the "devil is in the details". I say kill the devil, or get the dang details done already. I want my momma BACK.
I want leisure time, I want FUN.
I want a clean and neat garage and I want to smell the yummy smells and not paint and plaster and all the other "stuff".
I also miss my social media times. Momma, even FB? You have not opened your laptop for days and eons!
I have been posing all over the place and no flashy box! I do believe that qualifies as NEGLECT. I am serious. Don't make me call auntie Robin. Really!