Yea, yea, yea... I overheard momma talking about going to see Nicole's mom at her book signing.
I was sooo excited. I have met artists [hiiii auntie Darlene- Wynn's momma] , I have met doctors, lawyers, firemen and chiefs, but I have never met a real author with published books! Fun books anyway. My Adam and Dowi [human siblings] are authors. They have a published book, but not one picture in the whole book and it is not what I would call and "easy read" ... It is a law book. So , I happily trotted my tush out to the car this afternoon figuring... I will meet Nicole's momma. Ms. Hilda Principe. I will meet a fun book author! You know I love books. You know I have "sampled" some delicious literature in my day.
Well. Taking a deep breath. I did NOT get to meet anyone. I was unceremoniously dropped off at my groomer's. No, I did not stink, and noooo I did not have mats! I needed a hair cut, according to momma, and my nails needed a trim. But out of 365 days she picks this day to drag me to get groomed? I wanted to meet Ms. Hilda. Her book looks delicious and she gave crayons. I saw them. Momma put them where I cannot reach them. [The cruelty never stops...] And Miss Hilda, I want you to know I have not sampled your book because I have been told I am not allowed. Just for the record, I saw that my groomer also sells your book! Is everyone in on this, but me??? I need my own copy!!!!
After all. "Magic Hat Grandma Makes Purple Peanut Butter Sandwiches by Hilda Principe is a very instructive book! Grandma teaches, by example, to share and care about creatures [I am a creature!] that have been abandoned. She endorses the practice of rescuing animals [I am a rescue!!!] and teaches children the joy of helping those precious [seriously, I am precious!!!] little animals to have a life of love. Featuring Grandma's new rescued Bichon Frise. [Momma are you taking notes? Nicole was the inspiration for the book!]
This is the second book featuring magic grandma... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JD just told me I can get my own personalized copy at: http://members.petfinder.org/~VA34/boutique.html
Profits from each book will be donated to Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue.
Be sure to mention TBFR when ordering your books.
Momma, I don't need you. For this, anyway. I will get my own and sample it to my heart's content.
Groomed and... bookless
'vie
I was sooo excited. I have met artists [hiiii auntie Darlene- Wynn's momma] , I have met doctors, lawyers, firemen and chiefs, but I have never met a real author with published books! Fun books anyway. My Adam and Dowi [human siblings] are authors. They have a published book, but not one picture in the whole book and it is not what I would call and "easy read" ... It is a law book. So , I happily trotted my tush out to the car this afternoon figuring... I will meet Nicole's momma. Ms. Hilda Principe. I will meet a fun book author! You know I love books. You know I have "sampled" some delicious literature in my day.
Well. Taking a deep breath. I did NOT get to meet anyone. I was unceremoniously dropped off at my groomer's. No, I did not stink, and noooo I did not have mats! I needed a hair cut, according to momma, and my nails needed a trim. But out of 365 days she picks this day to drag me to get groomed? I wanted to meet Ms. Hilda. Her book looks delicious and she gave crayons. I saw them. Momma put them where I cannot reach them. [The cruelty never stops...] And Miss Hilda, I want you to know I have not sampled your book because I have been told I am not allowed. Just for the record, I saw that my groomer also sells your book! Is everyone in on this, but me??? I need my own copy!!!!
After all. "Magic Hat Grandma Makes Purple Peanut Butter Sandwiches by Hilda Principe is a very instructive book! Grandma teaches, by example, to share and care about creatures [I am a creature!] that have been abandoned. She endorses the practice of rescuing animals [I am a rescue!!!] and teaches children the joy of helping those precious [seriously, I am precious!!!] little animals to have a life of love. Featuring Grandma's new rescued Bichon Frise. [Momma are you taking notes? Nicole was the inspiration for the book!]
This is the second book featuring magic grandma... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JD just told me I can get my own personalized copy at: http://members.
Profits from each book will be donated to Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue.
Be sure to mention TBFR when ordering your books.
Momma, I don't need you. For this, anyway. I will get my own and sample it to my heart's content.
Groomed and... bookless
'vie
Well....that's one pretty cool hat and one pretty cool lookin' grandma! But we are so sorry to hear that you are book-less! And groomed...we know what THAT's like...sad to say. Glad you figured out a way to get your book! Hugs & Kisses from Chloe and LadyBug who have stolen the laptop for the night....LOL!
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